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[quark101]

Meme taken from pervyficgirl.


Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:

1. Bart Allen
2. Tim Drake
3. Lyle Norg
4. Ted Kord
5. Booster
6. Kon-El
7. Dick Grayson
8. Querl Dox
9. Diana
10. Babara Gordon
11. Dinah Lance
12. Kyle Rayner

Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!


Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?

Babs? Voyeur. Who knows where she puts those surveillance cameras.

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?

…I really don't want to say the obvious here.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?

Lyle. Specifically, Post-Zero Hour.

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?

Ted or Bart? I…I have to choose?
I'd have to go with Bart. Why? Two words: "Human vibrator".

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.

Kyle and Tim.
"Where'd this condom come from? I could've sworn..."
"I'm always prepared. For anything."
"You carry condoms around? Everywhere?"
"I'm a Bat, what do you expect? Now, use that willpower of yours. It's kinda cramped in here."

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?

Depends on the quality of the pictures. Not that I remember. I'm pretty sure Babs has a whole folder full of them.

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?

…A bed? Maybe in the watchtower or wherever the League is based nowadays, or Rip Hunter's lab to spite him. I am not bitter. Ted. Definitely Ted. There'd be really bad puns and jokes about Booster's manhood.

When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...

Connor Hawke, most likely. ;) Or Donna. Maybe both.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?

I don't think I'd want to know, to be honest. Perhaps something that vibrates.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?

Kyle/Dick/Bart? Title: What Not to Do When Fighting Poison Ivy. Maybe. No, I wouldn't write it. Sex pollen, slash

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?

Kon. Definitely Kon. Though, I doubt Tim'd mind either.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?

Dinah and Lyle? How would that work out, anyway? I say that it could be either one of them, by accident. As for retaliation? Cut off communication/travel to the other's respective time.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?

Booster and Dick are in a longtime relaionship and Booster offers to do whatever Dick wants? You assume that they haven't done everything there is to do already.

Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.

I think Ted'll go for anything. Kyle, too. And Kyle's got the ring, what do they need food for?

8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?

Brainy/Ted? They switch.
(I want someone to write Ted/Brainy now. This sounds like a fun pairing.)

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?

Diana? Umm… I'm at a loss here.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?

I'd wonder why Querl came all the way here for me. I mean, I'm not exactly his type – for girls, that is. (Tall, busty, long blonde hair. Me? I'm short, not so busty, and have short brown hair.) And I'd rather not say what I'd do.

Booster would probably be confused. Ask who and what he is, where he comes from and the like. Get a little worried about the "Brainiac" thing. And then figure that if he can't have Ted, then he'll go for the other cute, quirky genius.

What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?

Ted/Babs! I'd say cybersex, but that's out already.

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?

Babs would get Wonder Woman's "eagle" symbol on her chest. (Similar to this. From here)

Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

Tim wrote Dinah/Kon? Summary: "There's a reason why Kon is no longer allowed in Gotham anymore and will be shot on sight with kryptonite bullets if he ever does."

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?

Brainy would probably never even look up from his work and tell Tim to get out of his lab, he's busy.

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:

Diana and Bart are having a quickie in a broom closet when Querl walks in on them. Naturally enough, Querl joins in, first paging Lyle, who's in the middle of fucking Booster into the mattress. Lyle abandons Booster on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Booster, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ted attempts to rescue him/her. But Booster will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Barbara is one of his/her regular clients.

Comments

[lukuma.livejournal.com]

The crack of this has burned the retinas of my eyes.

I have waay too many favorites to say which I loved the most, though of course the last one had me laughing off my chair.

The Kyle/Tim one in a plane though was made of awesome :DD

Loved this meme!