Procrastinating from writing fic

Rules:
*Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
*Turn to page 56.
*Find the fifth sentence.
*Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
*Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

Since the Bible is 100% the true Word of God, and the Jews believe in the Old Testament,¹¹ that means Judaism is 50% right.

I Am America (And So Can You)
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¹¹Which the Jews call Matzo.

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Edit: Changed footnote color. Red doesn't show up so well with my LJ's background. So, pretend the footnote's red.

ETA: New layout.